Today, mom and dad tested the new camera thingy. Of course, I was the main victim. I cannot blame them for that, as I am the cutest thing around … but it gets annoying being pretty with a smile on my cute face all the time. So after me being upset, they decided to attack me from the air and take pictures like that.
Here’s a photo I enjoy a lot. I shall name it “Bunny on a Carpet looking for some Food” - isn’t that a perfect name?
Today, I got to be outside for a little while before I was grabbed and put into my box. This time I had to sit on dad’s lap, but that’s alright too. Apparently there were many things that annoyed mom while we drove home. Not sure what, though.
I got out of my box just to run into my cardboard box, which is filled with paper to shred - my favorite. After a while, I came out of the box and hopped to my cage to take a snack of hay paired with a little nap time.
I awoke to my favorite sound .. can you guess which one that is? Sure you can. It’s the sound of a breaking carrot. I ran up to my mom and got a piece of carrot - lucky me 
Mom apparently got a new flashy thing - which I believe is called a camera - and took a photo of me and the carrot .. isn’t it the cutest photo ever? I believe so
So .. the other day, I was relaxing by the fire place and following my thoughts, when Selina came up with two wooden things full with blue stuff. I think it’s supposed to be yarn or so. Anyway, I took a look at it and it was not so great. I mean .. the blue stuff was so uneven, I could have done it better. Really.
It did not pass my quality standards, but I still agreed to have it plied into yarn. The yarn came out ok, but still too uneven for my taste. The next yarn better be better or they’ll get to know the real Snoopy.
Sorry for the lack of posts the last two days. The weather was nice and I was outside most of the time, minding my own business, eating and sleeping. I also spend some time thinking about bunny vampires. Would you call them Bunpire or Vamny? I am not sure, but what I am sure of is that they’re existing! They only come out when the dandelions are very tasty and bloom yellow. One sniff on a dandelions and the Bunpire show up and eat it all. Afterwards, they will eat little clovers, too.
You’re asking how I know all this? Because I am one of them!
Last night, I had company during the night. Mom and dad watched The Simpsons while laying down on the couch and fell asleep. I was quiet and sweet as a bunny can be. When they woke up, I happily greeted them and even got an additional pellet.
The weather was a mix of wind/clouds or wind/sun with sporadic rain, so I was able to go outside and enjoy all the yummy things there. I was happily hopping around, eating some glovers and dandelions and taking occasional naps.
Mom came once in a while to bring me some more treats which she fed me by hand. All of us bunnies know how hard it can be to find food for yourself, so I was extra happy to be brought food. One of the clovers were humongous! I have never seen - or eaten - such big clovers. Here’s a photo of the gigantic one on the left and the regular size on the right. Isn’t it huge?!?
Here’s me eating the big clover leaves …
I got told it was raining today so I spent all day inside. I had to explore the living room a little closer, as I never really had the chance before .. and oh boy, there are neat things. There’s a stack of fire wood right next to the carpet, which gave me a lovely tunnel and something to nibble on - what a great convenience!
After the stack, there’s a large stone thingy which I think can make fire. It’s great. I can walk till there and then turn to reach the door. I am very happy to have found this … especially because I am not to be seen there. I also saw another hot bunny behind the door.
With all the exploring I did, I had to do lots of sleeping too.
.. I was so upset about the lack of carrots, I had to stomp all night long .. which resulted in me getting yelled at (and messed with). I do not get it. Why should they be mad at me? I am the one without carrots!
Anyway, this morning I ate my daily pellets, which btw are frigging few of them - just one measly spoon full. I am not a bird! I need food - and lots of it! I did my business and then wanted to take a nap. No such luck. I already heard them packing stuff, cleaning up and getting the box out. I knew I was going to be put into it and taken away. We usually end up in a garden with many yummy things, so I like where we are ending up but I am not too sure I like the ride. When we ride, I usually am in my box on Andy’s lap on the co pilots seat - which is fine. But, I am a grown bunny. I can sit for myself.
This time, I seemed to have lucked out. Only Selina and me were going, so my box and I got to be on the co pilot seat. I was so excited, I even forgot to stomp or dig in the car or cause any other kind of problems. It was really neat.
Later on, I was fed with yummy, yummy, yummy treats. That’s life …
And the best news yet to come … THERE IS A 1KG BAG FULL OF CARROTS JUST FOR ME! I am so excited. Finally my favorite food back in stock … I am a happy bun.
Yes, I admit it. I am a Couch Bun. I like laying on the couch and relaxing. Of course, sometimes I will be bugged with petting and stuff, but that’s ok. The couch is just so much more comfortable than my cage or the floor. Anyway, today I was laying cozy comfy on the couch, when I suddenly realized something …
Do you also see the cushion in the background that I am checking out? There are three dogs and three bears on it, but … WHAT ABOUT BUNNIES?! There’s no single bunny on them. What were they thinking?!? Nothing, that’s what. I was quite upset and went back to my cage.
I ordered a truck load of carrots on Friday, and they’re still not here. My parents try to fill me up with apples, but that’s not how it works. I want my carrots. Now. Give me my carrots.
I am a disapproving bunny after all - and I very much dislike the lack of carrots. There better be some tomorrow … or they’ll know the real me.
… I am Snoopy. I am a disapproving bunny and I need a blog to talk about my adventures. I am on BunSpace, Myspace and here.